Number:
  -/500

  Message:
  "SSSSSUCK!"
  (The number for this one is covered by a phallic symbol.)

  Number:
  007/500
  

  Message:
  "Easy cum, easy go"

  Number:
  050/500

  Message:
  "Crazy Kind Of guy"

  Number:
  137/500

  Message:
  "Penis Warfare"
   (Includes a picture of a flying pyramid)

  Number:
  141/500
  Sold on ebay for $184.50 [12/04/05]

  Message:
  "Just SAY YO!"
  (A skull with cock in mouth is below text.)

  Number:
  150/500

  Message:
  "Belinda Carlisle, She's my #1.
   Best song: I Get Weak"

  Number:
  152/500

  Message:
  "DUREX RAIN"
   (Other words written:)
  "Penetration, RISE" and "Were Tough"

  Number:
  153/500
  Sold on ebay for $115.48 [02/26/05]

  Message:
  ""

  Number:
  160/500

  Message:
  "QUADROUPLE QUNTEEZ"

  Number:
  169/500

  Message:
  "BORE ME NOT."

  Number:
  260/500

  Message:
  "EVENING Account. THE TRBMAN
   LASERPENIS (shooting) PLANET EARTH"

  Number:
  330/500

  Message:
  "Mommy, can I go out and durex tonight?"

  Number:
  351/500

  Message:
  "Durex Nation"

  Number:
  373/500

  Message:
  "EAT Shit and KILL Everybody Now"

  Number:
  377/500

  Message:
  "STRAP-ON DILDOS HURT!!"

  Number:
  398/500

  Message:
  "FUCK INSERTS"

  Number:
  406/500

  Message:
  "Obsessed"

  Number:
  428/500
  Sold on ebay for $399.00 [10/31/05]

  Message:
  "MAYO KING"
   (An inverted peace sign and a couple of other less definable designs    are present.)

  Number:
  468/500

  Message:
  (There is a drawing of 2 men laying down with huge erections giving   each other hand jobs.)

  (One is saying:)
  "ooh, i think i'll start a label"
  (The other replies:)
  "thats a good idea tom"
  (On the bottom is written:)
  "tommy boy, i've heard homosexuality is   common in the marines"
  (And also there is a small flag/banner next to toms penis that says:)
  "u.s. marines"

  Number:
  482/500

  Message:
  "Big Feet, Small dick Strange World"

  Number:
  484/500

  Message:
  "Children oF A Lesser GoD"

  Number:
  490/500

  Message:
  "Big Feet & Strange World Small dick"
  (across the bottom reads:)
  "I was really out of it this time"