They looked like the offspring of the Village People and the old Alice
Cooper band as they strutted around the stage with their sailor caps, makeup
and take-no-prisoners stares. But their sound was unmistakably descended
from the blue blood lineage of glam-rock/hard-rock royalty.
The "they" in question were the six members of the Norwegian punk-metal
group Turbonegro, who took the stage Tuesday night at Metro and unleashed a
truly searing set that may have left permanent scorch marks throughout the
venue. Turbonegro's calling card is its raunchy, gay-themed brand of
hard-rock, and on numbers like "Wipe It 'Til It Bleeds" and "Sell your Body
(to the Night)," the band promptly and graphically indulged its fondness for
rough sex and rougher riffing.
In fact, on ferocious punk-metal blitzkriegs like "Turbonegro Must Be
Destroyed" and "Gimme Some," the band brilliantly fused two of rock's
grandest traditions: trashy, good-natured decadence and edgy, menacing
music. But what elevated Turbonegro above the morass of derivative, gimmicky
glam rockers was its boundless supply of insanely catchy hooks and truly
titanic musicianship.
While it was tempting to attribute Turbonegro's impressive power to the
skills of one or two band members, no one musician truly stood out. Rather,
drummer Chris Summers, guitarist Pal Pot Pamparius, lead guitarist Euroboy,
bassist Happy Tom and guitarist Rune Rebellion merged into a single, truly
cohesive rock colossus that poured out killer riff after killer riff like a
foundry streaming molten steel.
The only true focal point in the band was rotund lead singer Hank Von
Helvete, who looked like a cross between the Pillsbury Doughboy and Linda
Blair in "The Exorcist." The large crowd was stoked to a near frenzy. While
body slamming and general rowdiness aren't exactly uncommon at rock
concerts, the quantity of flying beer cups, moshing and would-be stage
divers wrestling with security guards reached rarely seen levels Tuesday
night.
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