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  The News Archives...

2006 - December '07



Wednesday, December 05, 2007

:: VINYL IN 2008!

The extreme-sports-friendly Volcom Entertainment label has chosen vinyl purists as its next target of endearment. Starting next year, the label will launch a subscription-based series of six split seven-inches per year, released every other month.

The name of the series is the Volcom Ent. Vinyl Club (VEVC), and the first seven-inch, featuring Turbonegro and Year Long Disaster, will ship in February. The other 10 contributors to the 2008 series are RTX, Dark Meat, Earthless, Birds of Avalon, Monotonix, Red Fang, Totimoshi, Tweak Bird, Valient Thorr, and Witch (featuring J Mascis on drums).

As a bonus, subscribers will get three free seven-inches, one each from Riverboat Gamblers, Totimoshi, and Year Long Disaster, plus a Volcom Entertainment slipmat.

VEVC subscription details may be found here.

- pitchforkmedia.com



:: LOS SUAVES NEGROES!

Despotz Records has released some interesting Turbonegro Tribute compilations. The klicktrack web site describes it this way:

"The Los Suaves Negroes compilation series is for everyone who likes their sex, drugs and rock n roll packaged together with some violence and kitsch in a soft lounge-environment. The tribute album will consist of bossa & lounge tribute compilations to Turbonegro. We honor their great works of art by taking it from the dirty alleys into the cocktail lounges and the designed apartments. This is for all of you out there who likes the work of Nouvelle Vague with their bossa versions of old punk and new wave classics, two cute girls singing "falling down the stairs, to drunk to fuck". That's the feeling we want to capture and highlight."

Out of the 18 artists featured on the latest comp there's not one I've heard of except for New Moscow (solo project by David Fransson from Division of Laura Lee). I'm not sure what all that means if anything at all. But one this thing is for sure, the Los Suaves Negroes series will make a fine addition to any negro fans collection.

Click here for the complete track listings.



:: FREE BANNERS!

Need a hi-octane Turbonegro banner for that Myspace page you've been workin' so hard-on? Well look no further young one 'cause Myznap.com has got you covered. Just start clickin'!

Click here for Myspace.com 'contact tables'.



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Monday, October 29, 2007

:: RUNE REBELLION DEPARTS!

The rumors are true. Turbonegro's original rhythm guitarist Rune 'Rebellion' Grønn has left the band. Rune says he "... played his last show on Saturday and that the band will do the upcoming Euro-tour in November/December as a 5 piece. Pål Pot (is) stepping up on rhythm guitar." As for the reason for his departure Rebellion says, "Between touring, Turbo management and day job at Universal, there's not enough time for me to even get wasted anymore. Let alone spend time with my wife and daughter."

The split was dramaless as everyone understood and respected his decision. Grønn maybe absent from the negro line-up but says, "I will be involved in the Turbo organization in the future."

We wish him the best of luck in all his endeavors because, fuck let's face it... Rune Rules!!!



Press release @ www.turbonegro.com



:: WALL OF SOUND?!

There's some that say Rune's exit will not change Turbonegro's sound, but I couldn't disagree more. Let's think about this. You have three guitarist on stage: 1 rhythm, 1 part time rhythm (Pål splits his time between the keys and the git) and 1 lead. These three vital elements generate of wall of sound that in part has earned them the title of 'the best live band in the world'. This wall is 75% rhythm guitars. THe fuck it ain't! Now, subtract the mechanized strumming of one Rune Rebellion and what do you have? Exactly.

I'll properly break this down in an upcoming article on why I'm right and they're wrong!

- suburban



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Friday, October 26, 2007

:: WE LIKE GIRLS WITH TATTOOS!

A couple of the guys over at Apeshit.org have performed a 'quickie' with Sir Thomas The Happy One and posted the results of this romp for the rest of us to enjoy. It's good to see the boss of all bosses still reigns supreme on the interview scene!

Turbonegro: Rocking Hard On

Apeshit Bonus: Turbonegro Live @ Henry Fonda Theater (10/07/07)



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Sunday, October 21, 2007

:: ROCK THE VOTE!

Boasting a massive 1,000,000 readers daily Norway's leading online newspaper VG-Nett has a really great poll going on. Well I should say poll(s) as there is a couple of catagories by which votes can be cast: 'Best Turbonegro Album' & 'Best Turbonegro Song'. In addition to this there is also a link to show 'your support to Turbonegro'.

Jump on this link and do what the Turbojugend do best:
www.vgb.no!



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Monday, October 15, 2007

:: EXPANDED & REMASTERED!

On November five of year two thousand seven Scandinavian Leather Recordings will unleash the newly 'expanded & remastered' backlog of Norway's favorite sons: Turbonegro! Now I know what you're thinking 'just another repackaging of stuff you already have', right? Well dig this. Each of the five records are being put out with rare or alt. bonus tracks ensuring that collectors and noobs alike will be overjoyed come d-day.

And if you happen to be said noob Tommy Seltzer recaps:

On Apocalypse Dudes:
Apocalypse Dudes, man. Fucken APOCALYPSE DUDES, man. That's all I can say.

On Ass Cobra:
Without doubt one of the meanest punk rock albums ever released, at least pegged so by Steve Albini, this dude with glasses. Post-teen nihilism at it's scariest, but in a sexy way. Our first denim record, and how!

On Never Is Forever:
We recorded this basically as a big FUCK YOU to the lo-fi aesthetics that ruled the planet in 1993/94. We tried to make a 2.000 dollar record sound like a million bucks, and succeeded, as always. Through the haze of beer bottle-doubling-as-ashtray fumes and amyl nitrate it comes your way on a unicorn, beautifully.

On Hot Cars And Spent Contraceptives:
Sounds like Slayer performed by a bunch of very irritable and not very talented hash smokers. Which was what it was, basically. A climaxing fountain on the town square of the world's most negative city.

For complete track listings and details learn Norwegian then hit this!

recap from metalunderground.com



:: TURBONEGRO BLASTS BACK!

Canadian Tim Perlich from NOW Magazine yucks it up with the overweight lover on all kinds of shit. Including the soon-to-be released biography 'The Saga Of The Denim People' (Gyldendal Norsk Forlag) and reveals once and for all who the real MO is in the band.

Click This!



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Thursday, October 4, 2007

:: SUMMERS SITS OUT US TOUR!

"Due to a recurring ankle injury Chris Summers will not be performing with the band on the ongoing US tour, He has been advised by specialists in Norway that he needs total rest to remedy the damage that has been done. Stepping in on the drums for this run will be long time friend THomas Dahl".

- turbonegro.com

thanx to Michael T.



:: BACK TO BASICS!

Canadian web site Straight.com has published a great interview with The Duke. Check it out here!

www.straight.com



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Monday, September 17, 2007

:: NEW TOWN KILLERS!

The trailer for the movie 'The New Town Killers' is up on everybody's favorite video site Youtube.com. The film was shot by one time punk rock kingpin Richard Jobson (The Skids). And in the film we witness the boys from nowhere doing what they do best at a gig in Edinburgh from August 25.

Dig it!

www.richardjobson.com



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Saturday, September 8, 2007

:: BACK FROM THE DEAD!

After what seems like an eternity TJUSA has returned! Expect a whole slew of updates and additions.

Darkness Everyday,
suburbandeathprince



:: AC/DC VS TURBONEGRO!

The good folks over at Crawdaddy have a pretty interesting and indeed cool article titled 'AC/DC vs. Turbonegro'. A well written piece penned by a one Jennn Fusion that herself appears to be new to the negro machine she draws some obvious and no so obvious caparisons between the two giants.

Check it our here and if so inclined even make a comment: Crawdaddy! The Magazine Of Rock



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Friday, July 13, 2007

:: DETROIT ROCK CITY!

Paradise Rock Club
Boston, Massachusetts
September 24, 2007
Tickets.

House Of Blues
San Diego, California
October 5, 2007
Sponsored by Vans and Vestal Watches

Henry Fonda Theatre
Hollywood, California
October 7, 2007
Tickets (scroll down to the bottom).

Showbox
Seattle, Washington
October 10, 2007
Tickets.

Commadore Ballroom
Vancouver, BC
October 11, 2007
Tickets.

Roseland Theatre
Portland, Oregon
October 12, 2007
Tickets.

Complete listing of US tour dates!



:: NEW TURBONEGRO HOME PAGE!

The all new Turbonegro.com is up and running and the Turbonegro shopping mall has new url. Along with the usual content one would expect from a rock-n-roll home page there's some cool shit like news updates from the band, fancy sponsorship, press and media pages, gang-load of contacts, merch area (although I'm not sure what's up with the American link offering only one t-shirt.) and more! Overall good times.

Update your bookmarks:

www.turbonegro.com (new home page)

www.turbonegro-mailorder.com (mail order needs met here!)



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Saturday, July 7, 2007

:: EUROBOY SLAMS DOHERTY!?

PETE DOHERTY has been slammed by a reformed drug addict rocker EUROBOY, who has accuses the troubled singer of "disrespecting rock'n'roll". The Norwegian singer managed to kick his addictions and insists Doherty should grow up and learn to behave.

The Turbonegro frontman(sic) says, "Do you know who I hate? Pete Doherty. He's an asshole. Getting wasted and getting stoned, trashing things, not showing up to gigs, not doing his job properly."

"Do you know what Pete Doherty does? He disrespects rock 'n' roll. I hate people who disrespect rock 'n' roll!"

www.pr-inside.com

*The author of this article has more than likely mistaken Euroboy for Hank. - ed



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Friday, July 6, 2007

:: NEW US TOUR DATES!

Tickets go on sale tomorrow (07/07/07) through Ticketmaster.com for the following Turbonegro gigs here in the USA:

House Of Blues
San Diego, California
October 5, 2007

Henry Fonda Theatre
Hollywood, California
October 7, 2007
Tickets (scroll down to the bottom).

Showbox
Seattle, Washington
October 10, 2007
Tickets.

Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!



:: NEW VIDEO INTERVIEW!

Metalhammer caught up with Hanky and one semi-nude Happy Tom at this year's Download Festival for what they term 'Festival Fashion'. The results are why Turbonegro are the cardinals of cool. From fashion to the 'Freedom Suit' its all tapped here in this video interview.

- There's an especially telling comment made by Thomas. Perhaps obvious to some, but not to all. Good times.

Metalhammer - interview!



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Sunday, July 1, 2007

:: TURBONEGER ON TOP 20!

Turboneger recently played Norway's yearly Top 20 Summer Tour (which is like Britain's Top Of The Pops) from which you can check out at least two numbers they performed, 'Do You Do You Dig Destruction' and 'Get It On'. Our heroes sound better than ever especially Hanky!

Dig the footage by way of NRK!

thanx to D. Dajani



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Monday, February 27, 2007

:: TURBONEGER HIT SAN ANTONIO!

It looks like the boys will be playing San Antonio, Texas on March 15th at the White Rabbit.

Tickets are being sold at some local record stores and www.detourtickets.com. Word has it that the online tickets are going fast so...

thanks to jake aka flash cobra, turbojugend alamo city



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Thursday, February 15, 2007

:: TURBOJUGEND LOS ANGELES!

Those denim delinquents of Turbojugend Los Angeles are hosting an event this Saturday, Feb. 17 at The Roxy on Sunset Blvd. The show will feature L.A. Slumlords, Arnocorps and 'Palmdale's #3 rock band' Van Stone. If you haven't seen VS then this gig is mandatory!

myspace.com/tjla



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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

:: TURBOJUGEND BRISBANE!

Greetings from TJ Brisbane,

Saturday the 24th of February sees all of TJ Brisbane's handsome sailors taking to the water for an afternoon of boozing and cruising with the city's finest Deathpunk bands:

The Hymies, R.A.D., the Money and the New Wave Hookers.

$20

Commandant Turbo Moose (Treasurer)
0404 55 44 12
contact



:: CRIMEWAVE!

It was nearly four years ago to the day that Richard Lancaster (AKA Richie Crimewave), Vice President of Turbojugend London and salesman at Shellshock passed away. Crimewave was as cool as they come. At the time of his passing Thomas had this to say:

That's really, really sad. Richie was a super nice guy and a lifetime lover of great music. It seemed to me that he was one of those people who really had a grasp on what our band is all about. I have fond memories of drinking with him in Nottingham when we played there recently, and it was very depressing to hear about this.

Crimewave Forever!

Happy-Tom



Oddly enough while going through old e-mail recently I came across a few from Richard which only reminded me of what truly a great loss his death was. The following is one of those e-mails:

From: Richard
To: suburban@turbojugendusa.com
Date: Monday, November 27, 2003 11:29 AM
Subject: Ride with us...



Hello suburbandeathprince,

Please use my email address on your rather fine website as a contact for now thanks. Like I say London should have a website finished before Christmas.

Although only a select band of five the London Jugend are being rather selective in it's recruitment policy due to the amount of Wildhearts fans wishing to join our number.

This is not so much a reflection of that band but the snot-nosed, dirty faced, witless oiks who buy their records. Some in the camp believe we are being to severe, but you know. Anyway, the next three inductees have been selected and soon we will number eight.

The current membership is:

Caesar Antonious (President)
Richie Crimewave (1st Vice President)
Demonique Veronique
Mr. Summers
Wass Cobra

Four of the London Jugend made the Boat trip in August while the other was caught in a forest fire in Spain. As we were stood waiting for the boat to arrive we had to wait with some rather swank rich folks who could not help but stare at the motley crew assembled before them. Bored of waiting (the bands boat showed up half an hour late) we posed for the non-believers and the boys (at the behest of the girls) donned their make-up for the evening to a soundtrack of the Misfits and of course Turbonegro.

When the band eventually showed up the guys saluted us as they pulled up into dock, Hank wearing his famous pirates hat and proudly brandishing his toy cutlass. Soon we where off, down past the Houses Of Parliament and as far down as the residential area of Chelsea as is safe to go where something happened unbeknownst to us, but more of that later.

When Turbonegro took the stage everybody onboard rushed to one side of the boat and we nearly got kicked off Sex Pistols style as the captain said we where making the boat lean too much to one side. I have to admit we were leaning in quite a precarious position. Some joker made the point that it was thirteenth to the day of the worst Thames river boat disaster which claimed some 89 lives.

At this point the bands very skilful tour manager convinced the captain not to throw us off and the band where allowed to finish the remainder of the set docked in the harbour.

Turbo Negro finished by 10.30 so we were stuck on the boat for another three and half hours, with nothing to do but drink and hang out.

As the alcohol did flow so 'Demonique Veronique' revealed her true Gaulish nature when she cornered a rather bemused Hank and berated her compatriots for being crap and not having one Jugend in the whole of France. This conversation/diatribe was punctuated with Veronique punching the hull of the ship. I have never seen a woman drink as much beer, and as fast as she.

'Wass Cobra' only managed to fall into the drum kit twice, luckily Chris had finished playing them by this point.

I was sexually assaulted by a rather large black lady (she made me grab her tits) so a good night was had by all.

The next day we found out that Cher who now lives in the most exclusive part of Chelsea overlooking the Thames made a noise complaint to the Thames water authority about a particular boat playing loud rock music. Could she have meant us?

I have some amazing photos of the show which will be posted on the website.

Anyway, Hate The Kids

Richie Crimewave



Good Times, Richie!



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Sunday, February 11, 2007

:: ORGASM IN PROGRESS!

Well, the latest masterworks from Norway's favorite sons is going by the working title: 'Orgasm In Progress'. A very befitting label seeing as this seems to be the state at which most of reside waiting in anticipation of Turbonegro's newest record. And as of early January the first part of the reels were being mixed somewhere in the western United States. Austin, TX?

Look for a release date, hopefully, sometime in April ot 7.

myspace.com/turbonegro



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Saturday, January 27, 2007

:: SXSW '07!

Here's the latest from the Turbonegro blog by way of MySpace.com:

'Well, most of you know by now, Turbonegro are invading Texas in March to play their first gigs of 2007 at SXSW in Austin. This will be your first chance to hear the new tracks in full outside of Norway.

I can now confirm that Turbonegro will be headlining the legendary Austin punk rock venue Emo's on the Saturday night!!! I'll confirm the supports next week and also send out details of any parties the guys will be playing at as and when I get them.

This is gonna be the loudest, filthiest show at SXSW - I'm not sure if they know what they've let themselves in for, but hey, that's cool!

It looks like festival wristbands for people living outside of Austin are going to be pretty hard to get hold of now, as there was only a limited number and they sold out earlier this month. You can still go to the event as a delegate, or if you're local, keep an eye on www.austinchronicle.com for info on wristband sales in Feb. If you can't make it, don't worry, there will be loads of chances to see the guys live later this year...'

Camilla Da Thrilla x

myspace.com/turbonegro



:: BLACK CHROME ARE BACK!

Well, after a couple of months off from playing Black Chrome will be hitting the stage again on Saturday the 3rd of February at the Valve in Wellington.

It should be a pretty epic show, so check out the flyer (below) and if you're in the Capital that weekend head along and say gidday!

BC



www.blackchrome.co.nz




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Saturday, January 6, 2007

:: TURBONEGER TO PLAY SXSW '07!

The Stooges, Interpol, Bloc Party, Lily Allen, Matt & Kim, the Watson Twins, Cold War Kids, Devin the Dude, Hoodoo Gurus, Ghostland Observatory, Stax 50th Anniversary Soul Review, Ozomatli, and Turbonegro are set to play the music portion of the mega-event, which runs from March 14-18 (the full extravaganza, including film and interactive festivals, runs from March 9-18). I think I heard some shit about Pete Townshend showin' up as well...

Check it out:

2007.sxsw.com



:: TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK!

Norwegian web site ballade.no reports that the new fast-black album is set to hit shelves on April 23. What's the title of the new record going to be? Good question...

For the expected release date of this and other nordic sounds:

www.ballade.no



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Tuesday, January 2, 2007

:: VOTE TURBONEGRO!

My Swedish is a little rusty so I will let the following info, which I received in an e-mail, speak for itself: 'Go to this site and vote so we all can enjoy the Turbo Love sounds send the Turbonegro to Kiruna Sweden summer 2007.'

www.kirunafestivalen.com

thanks to Don Haga



:: TURBONEGRO MAKE A MIRAKEL!

'In a new Norwegian movie (Mirakel) that had its premiere on December 26 Turbonegro is played several times. The main character Karsten has a nephew who is a huge Turbonegro fan. He has a crucial disease and dies, and his brother who is a rock enthusiast plays Turbonegro at his brothers funeral (inside the church).'

Check out the following links for more:

www.nordiskfilm.com

www.filmweb.no (trailer)

thanks to 'Krish der Kuppler'



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Saturday, December 30, 2006

:: FAT CITY!

The boys over at Fat City Magazine inform me that they're down to their last few copies of issue #10. This issue features great interviews with Euroboy, Brandon Cruz of Dr. Know/Dead Kennedys, The Dollyrots, The Eyeliners, Dropkick Murphys, Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards, an explanation of the dice game C-Lo by Tim Burton of the Bosstones and more...

The first 1,000 copies come with a FREE CKY/The Bronx split 7" with new tunes!

www.fatcityrockers.com



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Friday, December 15, 2006

:: ACHTUNG TURBOJUGEND!

Hello everybody,

Today we don't have only good news. But for sure the good ones first:

- Turbojugend Magazine:

For all German speaking people is the first issue of the official Turbojugend magazine available now! It contains interviews with bands (e.g. Psychopunch (Sweden), etc.), TJ members, album reviews, live reviews and Dudi's monthly column. We think this is an idea which should be supported by everyone!

To get more info click here: www.turbojugend-magazin.de

- Turbojugend Darlings:

Boozed and The Flaming Sideburns connive and release a split 7"! After both bands played this year's WTJT they thought about doing a record together. And now we can hold the result in our hand! A really nice 7" with two songs from both bands. One song of each band is unreleased and never heard before on record. This item is strictly limited to only 500 hand numbered copies and will be sold out very soon. So if you want one, you have to be quick.

You can get it here: www.turbonegro.com

- New Year, New Prices:

We are really sorry that we have to announce that the German VAT will increase starting on January, 1st 2007. So we have to adjust our prices to that. Use the chance and order before new year's eve. Every order which is done before that date, will have the old prices.

Regards,
El Presidente, Turbojugend St. Pauli

- turbonegro.com newsletter



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Thursday, December 7, 2006

:: NICK OLIVERI JOINS TURBONERGO IN STUDIO!

Nick Oliveri (QOTSA, Mondo Generator) joins up with Turbonegro for their next studio album: 'Born To Run To A Certain Extent' - maybe...

"Nick took time off from touring with Mondo Generator to drop by the studio and lay down some AWETHOME tracks with us last Sunday, one of them titled "Night Calls"; a song he was originally commissioned to write as a theme song for Playboy Channel's tv show by the same name. Hugh Hefner's eunuchs (i.e. the executives at the channel) hated the song, but we sure as HECK don't! We plainly REFUSE to be castrated by someone who themselves have been castrated. Nick has also written a song about us, a homage to Turbonegro, called "Turbonegro"!"

For more check out the negro-blog at www.myspace.com/turbonegro



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Sunday, November 12, 2006

:: CSI: MIAMI!

It would seem the Turbonegro is spreading deeper into American media that previously thought. On the November 6th episode of CSI: Miami, titled "High Octane", "All My Friends Are Dead" could be heard at the beginning of the episode! For those unfamiliar with this program it's a rather big deal here in the states getting huge ratings. In addition morning radio funny man Adam Corolla ('The Man Show') incorporates a few turbo songs into the sound clips used between the show and commercial breaks.

The Adam Corolla Show is by far the funniest thing to ever hit the airwaves. And this is why: www.freefm.com!

thanks to Patrick 'I'm a married man' Houdek!



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Saturday, October 20, 2006

:: BAND NAME BONANZA!

The Seattle Weekly has a little contest goin' for the best and worst band names of all time. Some of the Worst Names include: Audioslave, Candlebox, Heart, Queensrÿche and Awesome Color. Best Names: Ass Ponys, Turbonegro, Tan as Fuck, Nashville Pussy, Toto, Boston. Go to the Post Alley blog at www.seattleweekly.com to cast your vote!



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Friday, October 13, 2006

:: FILM THREAT!

The new Norwegian survival horror flick 'Fritt Vilt' (translates to 'Fair Game') opens today and includes on its soundtrack Turbonegro, Big Bang, Bloodlights (Capt. Poon's new outfit) and more...!

"It's midwinter. Five youngsters are heading for the Jotunheimen mountain area to go snowboarding. On the slope, one of them has a bad fall and breaks a leg. There is no sign of any other people around, and their mobile phones are out of range. They catch sight of a mountain hotel in the distance, and decide to find shelter there. The hotel lies empty and silent, obviously closed down years ago. The phone lines are dead, and the youngsters realize they have to spend the night in the hotel. But it turns out they're not alone. In the basement they discover a filthy dungeon of a room, where somebody has recently lived. They find a pile of polaroid photos, which by closer inspection prove to be very different from regular vacation photos... What follows is a battle of life and death, when Norway's most notorious and determined serial killer plays cat and mouse with the youths. And while their number is diminishing, friendship and courage is put to the test in this roller coaster ride of horror." - Todd

For more in Norwegian: www.oslopuls.no
Download 'Fritt Vilt' teaser!

thanks to Miss Mullah!



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Sunday, September 17, 2006

:: BORN TO MOTHERFUCKING RUN, OR NOT...!

The latest from HT on the long awaited follow up to 'Party Animals' as stated in his, h-hm.., Myspace blog:

"Back in the studio now, to keep recording basic tracks for another two weeks. It is going great and sounds fantastic just listening to the drums on their own. So far we have been recording at Fagerborg Studio, a place with lots of Norwegian pop history in the walls. After this two week spell we will probably continue at Crystal Canyon, then it's off to a country full of fat people to mix. Knut is producing and him, Chris and I ("The Power Trio") are perfecting most of the songs as we speak. This is BIG stuff, very catchy and in your face (ass), very Deathpunk. Some titles: "Boys From Nowhere" and "Bleed For Me (All Night Long)". The working title for the record was for a while "Born To Motherfucking Run", but we dropped it after we received an anonymous phone call from our lawyer. We have decided on a new title, which will be revealed at a later point. Studio duty kept us from going to the Turbojugend Welt Tage, which we heard was a blast (despite the St Pauli loss against the Bavarians), thanks to all involved for making and keeping Turbojugend magic."

For more: dig this!



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Thursday, August 31, 2006

:: WTJT 2006!

Hello Jugend,

The WTJT 2006 is getting closer with each and every day. Here's the latest news:

1.) Time Schedules:

Friday, September 8th: The "Attention Early Arrivers Pace Yourselves" Night!
Bands: Boozed (TJ Bramschell), V8Wankers and a late night special with Guitarshop Asshole (TJ Recklinghausen) - LIVE! DJ Charly (TJ Karoviertel) at the turntables between and after the bands!
Venue: Molotow Club, Spielbudenplatz 5 (Reeperbahn), St. Pauli
Doors open: 20:00h.
The concert is sold out but for the late night special and the aftershow party, the doors are open for everybody as long as the capacity allows it.

Saturday, September 9th: The Main Event!
Bands: The FLAMING SIDEBURNS (FIN), THE TURBO A.C.'S (NY), SMOKE BLOW (D), THE SEWERGROOVES (S)
Venue: Uebel & Gefaehrlich, Feldstrasse, St. Pauli
Doors: 20:00
There's a few tickets left: www.turbonegro.com

The first Turbojugend Filmlet Festival with short film episodes about and from Turbojugend will be integrated in this event.

IMPORTANT: The sold-out cup match FC ST. PAULI against BAYERN MUNICH will be broadcasted live via big screen as well in the venue so you won't miss this highlight!

Early arrivers on Thursday will meet in and around our club home Fred Schlemmereck.



2.) Opening Times For Turbonegro Shop / Bitzcore Office:

You can visit us at the warehouse/office to pick up any merch/ticket that is waiting for you, buy other goodies or just have a look at the items. We will have special merch offers just valid during these days.
Opening hours are:
Thursday, Friday ca. 14:00 - 18:00
Saturday ca. 15:00 - 18:00
The address is still Wohlwillstrasse 27 in St. Pauli.

There will also be a stand at the venue on Saturday with less and assorted merch.



3.) New Merch Items and TJ Shirt Design Contest:
Here's the first winner motive: TJ Against Racism.
The creative designer is Krischi aka Onan from TJ Neubrandenburg!
Congratulations! He will get his prizes around WTJ 3 days. We are going to continue this contest so feel free to send in further design - for details check the homepage.

New items orderable now:

Girlies:
- Enjoy Turbojugend
- WTJ Days 2006
- TJ Against Racism

*For all the latest merch and much more dig this!

We are all looking forward to welcome you here very soon in the streets of St. Pauli again!

Regards,

El Presidente, Turbojugend St. Pauli

- turbonegro.com newsletter



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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

:: MEET TURBONEGRO IN LONDON!

Turbonegro are headed to London to film a very special video for Welsh self-harm loonies, Dirty Sanchez.

Turbonegro are filming their video for the single 'All My Friends Are Dead' in central London with the guys from Dirty Sanchez. The song is featured in the film 'Dirty Sanchez: The Movie' (for more...).

Metal Hammer is giving you the chance to meet both Turbonegro and Dirty Sanchez and they'll throw in some Globe trainers and some signed stuff too.

If you want to win you'll have to answer an awfully tough question correctly over at the Metal Hammer web site and then text your answer accordingly!



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Saturday, July 23, 2006

:: DENIM DEMONS!

American innocents is back! No, not hula-hoops and hopscotch but The All-Girl Roller Derby. This great past time of booze, broads and bruises has been making a comeback since 2001 and is better than ever. More than 25 city's boast multiple teams with names like Machete Betties, Dirty Diesel Darlin's and the Brooklyn Bombshells. But there's only one near and dear to our hearts and that's the Denim Demons. These Atlanta beauties are Turbojugend on wheels thus making them a sure fire good time.

To find out when they'll be in your neck of the woods or just to check out their colorful profiles go here!





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Thursday, July 21, 2006

:: TURBONEGRO DISCOGRAPHY!

The Turbonegro Discography is the brain child hatched a couple of years ago by Martin Lucassen (the turbo-archive) and Mike Heffington (turbojugendusa.com). The two pulled together resources with the goal of compiling the most complete and up to date Turbonegro catalog - anywhere! As one could imagine this is has been no simple task. Basing the limited press counts of alt. and ltd. editions, colored vinyl supplies, dates and times for varying releases on fact and not suggestion, has proven to be time consuming and a patience builder. Given the many re releases and seemingly endless editions put forth by SFTRI and new releases expected in the near future, this labor of love will continue to be a work in progress...

We hope you enjoy The Turbonegro Discography.



:: CASEY CHAOS ON TURBONEGRO!

TalkingMetal.com has posted episode 82 of their "Talking Metal" podcast. The episode features a 30-minute interview hosts Mark Strigl and John Ostronomy conducted with AMEN mainman Casey Chaos. Interview topics include Amen, Scum, Turbonegro, Satyricon, Emperor, Darkthrone, The Damned, System Of A Down, QOTSA, Headband, Shannon Larkin, Iggy Pop, and Casey's label RefuseMusicStore.com.
- blabbermouth.net

The 40-minute podcast can be downloaded here!.



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Saturday, July 8, 2006

:: BLACK CHROME HEADS NORTH!

New Zealand's heavy hitters Black Chrome will be kicking off their European tour on July 14th at Paris, France. For about this outfit go here!

For complete tour dates check this out!



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Thursday, June 23, 2006

:: TURBOJUGEND, TURBOJUGEND, TURBOJUGEND!

Hello everybody,

Due to the increasing demand from the worldwide Jugend for a concrete date and due to the fact that travel and accommodation plans need to be arranged we decided to go public with Saturday, the 9th of September, as the main day of the event and Friday, the 8th as the night for the Turbojugend Warm-Up!

We are currently in negotiations with several bands and hope to present the complete line-up very soon.

So here are the details thus far:

Friday, September 8, 2006:

The "Attention Early Arrivers Pace Yourselves" Night!
Venue: Molotow Club, Spielbudenplatz 5 (Reeperbahn), St. Pauli, Germany
Bands: Boozed, V8Wankers and Guitarshop Asshole (TJ Recklinghausen) - LIVE!
Capacity: 270
DJ Charly (TJ Karoviertel) at the turntables between and after the bands! www.boneclub.de
Doors Open: 21:00h
Tickets: Only to be sold as bundle ticket (Friday & Saturday)

Apart from that there are several other special Turbojugend events in the clubs of St. Pauli going on like King Calavera (5 Years Anniversary Party of TJ Bagdad), Freds Schlemmereck (business as usual), Cobra Bar, Lunacy and others.

Saturday, September 9, 2006:

The Main Event
Venue: Uebel & Gefaehrlich, Feldstrasse, St. Pauli
Bands: 3-4 bands (tba.)
Capacity: 1000 approx.
The club is located in the big old World War II shelter that thrones over the southern part of St. Pauli in spitting range to the football ground. Please be assured that we will do our best to present kick-ass-rocking bands for a great evening.

The first Turbojugend Filmlet Festival with short film episodes about and from Turbojugend will be integrated in this event.

This night as well: There are several Turbojugend-related parties in the clubs of St. Pauli going on like Freds Schlemmereck, King Calavera, Cobra Bar, Lunacy, Beat Club and others.

Tickets:

Combo tickets for both events: 33,- Euro (270 available, first come first serve basis)
Saturday: 24,- Euro
Tickets available now from:
www.bitzcore.de or www.turbonegro.com.

If you want to place a combined order from both shops simply place them accordingly then after which send a short e-mail to hanno@bitzcore.de and he will make sure that nobody will have to pay postage twice.

- Please take a visit to the Bitzcore-site and check out our special relaunch offers.

- Tips for accommodation and other useful things can be found in the Turbojugend Forum: www.turbojugend-forum.com

- It is possible that the mighty FC St. Pauli will be playing a home match during that particular weekend. If that works out time-wise we are going to arrange something like a (Jugend) block in a section of the Millerntor ground.

- To all those that have ordered jackets: Due to the fact that our embroider is taking over the business from his boss all products with embroidery will take a little longer. We try to keep this delay as short as possible and we're sorry about that.

Regards,

El Presidente, Turbojugend St. Pauli

- Bitzcore Newsletter



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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

:: VIVA LA BANDS!

After executing a successful 5-date mini-tour last year Bam Margera's Viva La Bands Tour 2006 is being planned. As of now, Clutch and CKY are confirmed and Turbonegro is rumored to be in negotiations as well for the planned 20 date outing. There will be a number of after-parties featuring other bands and rotating some emerging artists at different shows. More...

- metalunderground.com

Let's hope this happens as the tour is set to kick off in Phoenix, AZ. USA on October 4th, 2006.





:: MTV...?

As mention here on May 17th Turbonegro are in the process of recording their new album. During a recent interview with the glorious MTV Hank and Thomas revealed that 12 tracks have been layed down and the studio time continues. Christmas could be an exciting one this year...



:: TURBONEGRO.COM!

Turbonegro.com has a gang load of merchandise on sale at their craziest prices yet! Everything from belts to DJ bags - they've got it all. Don't miss out!!!

www.turbonegro.com



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Sunday, June 4, 2006

:: UNION ROCK!

Our dear brother and president of Turbojugend Sandefjord (Norway), 'Fat Boy Rodeo', reviews the recent Union Scene gig at Drammen, Norway:

"...I saw Turbo's show at Union in Drammen yesterday, and it was fucking excellent!

The opening act sucked ass, but Turbo really delivered the goods. One hour of deathpunk in front of 600 kids, and we all wanted more, of course.

The newspaper in Drammen reviewed the show today, and gave it top score, as it deserved.

The set was a healthy (!!) mixture of stuff from their last four albums, but nothing new. Since they are doing studio work these days, I was kinda hoping to hear a new song or two. But I guess we'll hear it in good time. Meanwhile, I'm just looking forward to the next show I'm lucky enough to catch!"

Love,
Fredrik "Fat Boy Rodeo"



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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

:: APOCALYPSE DUDES!

Turbonegro are to play Union Rock this Saturday, May 27th at Drammen, Norway. It's been reported that some 'kids' going by the name 'Apocalypse Dudes' will be opening the show so get there early!!!

thanks to Simen!



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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

:: TURBO HIT THE STUDIO!

Happy Tom delivers the news we've all been waiting for: "We've done a bunch of demos, in all modesty: it out rocks any music I've ever heard, this record is gonna be insanely good." Anticipation has never been so omnipresent.

The Norwegian heartthrobs known as Turbonegro entered the studio on May 8th, 2006 to begin recording a new album. Details to follow.



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Tuesday, May 16

:: THE SAGA OF THE DENIM PEOPLE!

The latest, from Norway's newspaper giant Dagbladet, is that the music manager of NRK's music radio station, Håkon Moslet, has been commissioned to write the official Turbonegro biography, with the working title "Sagaen Om Denimfolket" (lit.: The Saga Of The Denim People). Moslet is previously known to have given "Apocalypse Dudes" a 6 out of 6 review during his time as a music critic, and in 2005 "High On The Crime" was the most played hit at the P3 station.

According to the schedule, the book is due to be published by Gyldendal Publishing in autumn 2007.

For more (Norwegian): http://www.dagbladet.no

thanks to Sir Sigarillo | Turbojugend Molde, Norway

* There is also a German gal currently working on a publication related to Turbonegro. Thankfully, though, she's taking a different approach to it than that of a 'biography'. Uta Heuser says of it, "The focus of the book now is on the special and interacting relationship, the synergy between Turbonegro and their fans in Turbojugend. So there will be a part with the band history (mainly in the band's own words from the old interviews + some backgrounds), and a part with the development, life and adventures of Turbojugend."

I look forward to them both.



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Saturday, May 13

:: 1000 KRONER FOR GUILTY BEER TOSSER!

It would appear that a crazed turbo fan traversed the pond to take care of some unfinished business, however this is not the case. Our good friend and distant brother Sigurd 'Sir Sigarillo' Mjelve (Turbojugend Molde, Norway) explains it like this:

'...Saturday at Stord: on the height of the concert a fan threw a glass of beer on the stage and hit Euroboy in the face. The band left the stage in protest, and contemplated weather or not to return on stage. They returned promptly how ever, but was this time hailed with four or five more glasses of beer thrown on them, and left the stage for good, not doing any encores or signing any autographs. They say that this is the price they pay for having the best fans in the world: some of them can get a bit too enthusiastic. Despite Hank's promise to the audience that he would give one thousand kroner to those who fingered the guilty beer thrower, he was never found amongst the some 300 participants.'

Read the story here (Norwegian): www.kjendis.no

endless love and thanks to Sir Sigarillo | Turbojugend Molde, Norway



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Friday, April 28

:: GRUM LEE!

The worlds most prolific cover artist 'Grum Lee' has completed the Turbonegro hit 'Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker'. And according to his website this Frenchman '...records some acoustic cover songs, singing as bad as possible to make it funny...'. And get this: '...more than 251 cover songs recorded since november 2002'. A couple of songs...?

'Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker'

www.grumlee.com



:: NORDIC ROX!

SIRIUS Satellite Radio Launches New Scandinavian Music Program
Thursday April 27, 9:00 am ET

'Nordic Rox' Debuts April 30 with Best Music from Sweden and More

NEW YORK, April 27 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- A new radio program exclusive to SIRIUS Satellite Radio (Nasdaq: SIRI - News) will spotlight the best music from Sweden and more.

Nordic Rox will be produced under the creative guidance of Per Gessle, one of the world's most successful songwriters, producers and musicians. As a member of the band Roxette and other performing bands, Gessle has sold 45 million albums worldwide and written dozens of songs that have been blockbusters on European and American radio, including "It Must Have Been Love," which has been aired more than 4 million times on US radio, according to BMI, and is one of Roxette's four No. 1 US singles.

The program will be hosted and programmed by Radio Stockholm on-air personality Viktor Petrovski, a prominent figure in the Swedish music scene. Also contributing to the program will be the lead singer of The Hives, Howlin' Pelle Almqvist, and highly respected ABBA historian Carl Magnus Palm (on behalf of ABBA's Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus).

More...



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Tuesday, April 11

:: TOUR DATE UPDATE!

April

Apr. 22 - Volda, Norway @ Rokken - CANCELLED!

That's all.

thanks to Erik F.



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Wednesday, April 5

:: TOUR DATES FOR 2006!

April

Apr. 21 - Moss, Norway @ Tivoli Amfi

Apr. 22 - Volda, Norway @ Rokken



May

May 5 - Ålgård, Norway @ Kongeparken

May 6 - Stord, Norway @ Arena



June

June 2 - Nurnburg, Germany @ Rock Im Park

June 3 - Nurburgring, Germany @ Rock Am Ring



July

July 13 - Arvika, Sweden @ Arvikafestivalen

July 15 - Kvinesdal, Norway @ Kvinesdal Rock Festival
               Evening Show: Grinstad, Norway @ Skral Festival

July 21 - Lakselv, Norway @ Midnattsrocken

July 22 - Tromsø, Norway @ Bukta
               Evening Show: Mo I Rana, Norway @ Vikafestivalen

July 29 - Storås @ Storåsfestivalen



August

Aug. 4 - Åndalsnes, Norway @ Rauma Rock Featival

Aug. 5 - Nordfjordeid, Norway @ Malakoff-Festivalen

Aug. 6 - Helsinki, Finland @ Ankkarock

Aug. 12 - Rothenburg Ob Der Tauber, Germany @ Taubertral Festival

Aug. 13 - Eschwege, Germany @ Open Flair Festival

burning heart records



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Saturday, April 1

:: CALL TO GREATNESS!

MTV's new show 'Call To Greatness' which premieres on Monday April 3 "...is the story of a bus full of 'bad-asses' on a mission to break as many of the most insane and ridiculous feats on record as humanly possible." Who cares, right? Well, the promotional spot that's been airing this weekend features the Turbonegro hit 'All My Friends Are Dead' in the same manner that other MTV shows have. Shows such as 'Wild Boys' and 'Viva La Bam'.

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Monday, March 20

:: TURBONEGRO PLAYS MOSS!

Hello, people.

I am sending this mail to people that I think might find this interesting. According to our local newspaper "Moss Dagblad" today, 20.03.06 Turbonegro will be playing at "Tivoli Amfi" in Moss Friday 21, April.

Tivoli amfi is originally an old cinema, and I guess it will be a great opportunity to see Turbonegro in a smaller and more intimate arena.

Bee there!

-Mastermind- (President of Turbojugend Akershus. With only one member, this is probably one of the smallest active chapters in the Turbojugend universe. We do accept new members...)

Denimgloss to the people!!!



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Thursday, March 16

:: TURBO CANELS SXSW!

Turbo's planned appearance at SXSW this Saturday March 18th has been cancelled. Thomas explains: "...we decided to cancel to work on our next record instead. We love playing in Austin but prefer to do so outside SXSW, we didn´t start this band to entertain a bunch of A&R people." Who could argue with that...?



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Saturday, February 18

:: SKATE ROCK CONTEST!

Thrasher Magazine recently released the 12th instalment of their long running Skate Rock compilation series. The audio side of the CD / DVD Dual disc features new songs from Millencolin, the Riverboat Gamblers, the Heartaches (feat. Kristian Svitak) and Die Hunns (feat. Duane Peters, of course) among others. The DVD side features a documentary on the long and sordid relationship between skateboarding and rock music. It includes interviews with Duane Peters, Tony Trujillo and Steve Caballero as well as footage from Turbonegrošs performance at the 2004 Thrasher Magazine Skater Of The Year Awards. For more info and a full list of bands check out Thrasher's website.

To celebrate the release Thrasher's got two limited edition skate decks to give away to some lucky Punknews readers. Click here to enter.

www.punknews.org



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Friday, February 10

:: TURBONEGER @ SXSW!

The North American musical Mecca known as SXSW (South by Southwest) once again turns Austin, Texas into thee place to be come March 10th: Interactive Panels & Web Awards, Film Panels & Festival, Music Panels & Film Festival, Austin Music Awards, Trade Show, Flatstock Poster Artist Show and much, much more...

For the daily list of events check the SXSW web site.

Saturday March 18 @ EMOS

8 PM - WE
9 PM - Priestess
10 PM - The Datsuns
11 PM - The Riverboat Gamblers
12 AM - The Hellacopters
1 AM - Turbonegro

www.donewaiting.com

thanks to Crown Prince NAMBLA



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Monday, February 6

:: LARGE IN LIFE, LARGE IN PASSING!

The Oregonian published a nice article on 'Pig Champion' last Saturday, February 4, 2006. Writer Marty Hughley gives great insight into one of punks most influential guitarist - ever! A must read for any Poison Idea fan.

www.oregonlive.com



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Friday, February 3

:: PIG CHAMPION FOUND DEAD!

Thomas "Pig Champion" Roberts, guitarist for POISON IDEA, died at his home in Portland, Oregon, Monday night (Jan. 30). He was 47 years old. A founding member of the seminal punk band, he continued to appear with POISON IDEA throughout the late Nineties and into the new millennium, despite officially quitting the band in 1993. Variously described as "spectacularly fat," and "the single largest man in hardcore history," Roberts crowned himself "Pig Champion" after hitting an impressive 450 lbs. on the scales. The highly regarded guitarist was revered by a devoted following worldwide. No further information is available at this time.



Poison Idea - The Kings Of Punk

From Portland, OR came the greatest band ever. 1500 pounds of pure American Punk Rock! Coming out fast and furious playing blistering hardcore thrash Poison Idea said to Pick Your King, Elvis on one side, Jesus onthe other. Those who picked Elvis knew what rock was about; those who picked Jesus stayed the fuck out. Jerry A. led Poison Idea from the hardcore thrash band to a powerhouse punk/metal band that was heavier than Poison Idea themselves.

The first time I heard 'Just to Get Away' from Feel The Darkness I knew that I had to hear more. From that day I made it my goal to hear everything this band had put out. Most bands that went from hardcore thrash to a big punk metal sound usually ended up losing the power and anger that made them great in the beginning. Poison Idea's sound grew and grew, heavier and heavier, though never losing the speed and fury that they started out with. Though Pig Champion may not have been able to stand up for a whole show his guitar sound made you want to stand up and scream, slam, drink and fight. Jerry A. was constantly injuring himself and putting himself back together again, getting back on that stage and blowing fire into the crowd long before Nashville Pussy was ever conceived.

If someone asks me to recommend one punk band, and I mean a punk band, not the shit passed off today as punk, I'd tell them POISON fucking IDEA!

Patrick Houdek @ M.S.I.G.



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Thursday, February 2

:: TURBONEGRO & TURBOJUGEND!

New Live Dates!

It seems that the band will be taking it easy for the next few months on touring. However the following Norwegian dates have been confirmed. And there's that SXSW thing as well!

February 25 - Oslo, Norway @ Auditorium 3
March 24 - Haugesund, Norway @ By-Scenen
March 25 - Stavanger, Norway @ Folken, Storsalen
March 31 - Strømmen, Norway @ Baråtti

Upcoming Turbojugend Events

- Madtown Bloodbath pt. 1 - TJ Midwest Conference
TJ Madison (USA) presents a weekend of denim madness.
February 10th - 12th.
For more info: http://www.myspace.com/madtownbloodbathpart1

- TJ Wittlich & TJ Moseltal present:
The Denim Demons, Marvin Go!, Incoming Heat & Elmstreet Lullabies
Live @ Ex-Haus Trier, Germany. March 11th.
For more info: www.turbojugend-wittlich.de

- TJ Wiesbaden, Borken & Oberhessen present:
Boozed, Amulet, Scheisse Minelli & Gutter City Sluts
Live @ Kulturpalast Wiesbaden, Germany. March 18th.
For more info: www.turbojugend-wiesbaden.de

Mail Order News!

Turbonegro.com has a gang load of merch up for sale that's priced to move. Need something special for that hot date this weekend? They've gotcha covered, dude!

"Let's start with the hooded sweaters: during February we offer all Hooded Sweaters for only 35,- Euro instead of 39,99 Euro.

- Final run of "TJ Oslo" sweaters & "Rock Against Ass" T-Shirts!
These two classic designs will be deleted soon. So if you always thought about ordering these ones, grab this chance!

- Chapter Jackets: Buy 6 pay 5!
Same procedure as every year! We offer a special sales discount: if you order 6 jackets, you will only have to pay for 5 jackets. Just order them, Hanno will take care of you! Offer only valid until February, 28th."

For more hot stuff that's sure to make you hot shit - check it!

thanks to turbonegro.com



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Saturday, January 14

:: ALARMPRISEN!

Last call for the Alarmprisen voting in Norway! The voting will end January, 21st. At the moment Turbonegro are in first place in the "Best Live Act" category, but we heard that the Kaizer's Orchestras fanclub have put their heads together and developed a strategy.

They all want to vote on the last day with full impact, to push Kaizer's Orchestra on the first position, when there is no time left to bring Turbo back on the top position. The same plan exists to kick TJ Ardal president from his throne.

So here is the Turbojugend's strategy: Vote for both before Tuesday and then give'em the final push on Friday. Be aware of the fact, that you are only able to vote once every three days. If you are able to vote from different computers (office, home, internet cafe, girlfriend's PC, school, etc.) take advantage of it!

Click here for the voting: http://www.alarmprisen.no/06/

Turbonegro are nominated in the category "Live", Max Power (real name Raymond Lokken) is nominated under "Arets Blodfan".

Thank you all for your ongoing support! This is once again an indicator: Together we are able to move things!

Short note from the mailorder section: The regular version (black vinyl) of "Small Feces" is in stock now!

Regards,

El Presidente, Turbojugend St. Pauli

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